One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
I wish I had friends
I’ll be your friend
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
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i cant wait to fuck it
This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
This is probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that
backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water
and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies